Conservatives outlawed by Homeland Security yeehaw!
Rightwing extremism in the United States can be broadly divided into those groups, movements, and adherents that are primarily hate-oriented (based on hatred of particular religious, racial or ethnic groups), and those that are mainly antigovernment, rejecting federal authority in favor of state or local authority, or rejecting government authority entirely. It may include groups and individuals that are dedicated to a single issue, such as opposition to abortion or immigration.
It's not like conservatives are really that crazy, it's the idea that now they are expected to be driven insane my urban life, the economic downturn or whatever the media says you should watch out for. It's only reasonable. Oh the paranoid ramblings of the infirm shall not be tolerated by the statist oligarchy, the weak must be purged and it's up to you citizen, to uphold the law.
SOUND THE ALARM! Do not allow Republicans in your neighborhood. They are a pestilence on minority laborers and *GASP* slave drivers. Rise up against the oppressors! Burn them with your hip hop lobotomy
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!