Monday, June 29, 2009

California to Issue IOUs

Once the US’s richest state, California now has the dubious distinction of having the worst credit rating in the country.

Fox News Ratings Success

Fox News is on track to have its most-watched year ever, showing significant ratings growth despite having just come off a highflying election year.

With the second quarter coming to a close, Fox News averaged about the same number of viewers as the top three other cable news networks combined.

"It means the Fox viewers are too dumb to change the channel."

Intermission



*updated* Third edit and we cool:

Sotomayor #Fail

Court rules for white firefighters over promotions
WASHINGTON -- The Supreme Court has ruled that white firefighters in New Haven, Conn., were unfairly denied promotions because of their race, reversing a decision that high court nominee Sonia Sotomayor endorsed as an appeals court judge.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Key Representatives Menaced with Mousetime

219-212 eight more votes would have won by 219-220!

Introducing the GOP’s Cap-And-Tax
Congrats, congresspeople, you helped the Democrats pass a junk science-based, massive national energy tax. Headed to Disney World now?

Mike Castle
Hey, @repmikecastle, u helped Dems pass massive natl energy tax. Going 2 DisneyWorld now? #capandtrade #turncoat

Mark Kirk
Hey, @markkirk, u helped Dems pass massive natl energy tax. Going 2 DisneyWorld now? #capandtrade #turncoat

Mary Bono Mack
Hey, @marybonomack, u helped Dems pass massive natl energy tax. Going 2 Disney World now? #capandtrade #turncoat

Friday, June 26, 2009

Alright then it's the Easy Way



'BILL OF THE CENTURY' VOTED ON UNREAD...
This "amounts to the largest tax increase in American history under the guise of climate change," declared Rep. Mike Pence, R-Ind.

They wanna set us back a century we can fight them like mad dogs!


Cap&Trade RINO pussies:
Bono Mack
Castle
Kirk
Lance
LoBiondo
McHugh
Reichert
Smith (NJ)

Carbon is a Heretic

June 26 (Bloomberg)-- America’s biggest oil companies will probably cope with U.S. carbon legislation by closing fuel plants, cutting capital spending and increasing imports.

“It will lead to the opportunity for foreign sources to bring in transportation fuels at a lower cost, which will have an adverse impact to our industry, potential shutdown of refineries and investment and, ultimately, employment,” Mulva said in a June 16 interview in Detroit. Houston-based ConocoPhillips has the second-largest U.S. refining capacity.

War is Peace!
Ignorance is Strength!
Freedom is Slavery!
All hail INGSOC!


ACORNs For a Rainy Day

House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers Jr. has backed off his plan to investigate purported wrongdoing by the liberal activist group ACORN, saying "powers that be" put the kibosh on the idea.

ACORN and its affiliates are currently the target of at least 14 lawsuits related to voter fraud in the 2008 election and a Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act complaint filed by former ACORN members.

(maybe Chewbacca can save us)

Gross Topic More Grody

Swatter-in-Chief

SEOUL, South Korea — North Korea vowed Thursday to enlarge its atomic arsenal and warned of a "fire shower of nuclear retaliation" in the event of a U.S. attack, as the regime marked the 1950 outbreak of the Korean War.


Rob's Right

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Armageddon Es Espanol

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- To hear Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and state finance officials tell it, July 28 is California's last stand before fiscal Armageddon.

California government will not come to a dead stop: Police will still patrol the highways. Prisoners will still be guarded, and state firefighters will stand ready to put out wildfires.

No money to rig elections? Throw in a drought and food shortage then we can have us a one hundred percent communist state.

No one shall leave with their lives intact WEEEHAHAHAHAAA!

Obamacare

'Gay Exorcism' in Church Causes Outrage...

House Health Care Restructuring Bill Funds Pro-Abortion Planned Parenthood

(MASSIVE AXE WOUND) From the live blogger's eyewitness account:
In Baharestan we saw militia with axe choping people like meat - blood everywhere - like butcher



Chica screams loud enough to rape the dead. Delano sur13 macking middle ages up in here. It's a bloodbath but that's what happens when you let David Letterman play matchmaker...

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Just Business

ALBANY (CBS) ― The battle for control of the New York State Senate got even more bizarre Tuesday.

After talks of a power-sharing arrangement broke down, Democrats locked themselves in the Senate chamber, Republicans tried to conduct business on their own and none of the "people's business" got done.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

What Would YOU Call Barbara Boxer?


Boxer? I haven't seen a dog quite as ugly as you are so you must be some kind of canine royalty. Now shut the hell up and FALL IN.

Boxer wouldn't last five minutes in Iraq!


Friday, June 19, 2009

Sit Yo Five Dollar Down

WASHINGTON (AP) - Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor resigned Friday from an elite all-women's club after Republicans questioned her participation in it. Sotomayor said she resigned from the Belizean Grove to prevent the issue from becoming a distraction in her confirmation hearings.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Endgame


I see the fly swatting as a symbolic attempt to resurrect the Boston Massacre. He's probably moving to silence the bloggersphere under grounds of treason. I know my last words will be “God save our American states! Hang the king!”

He somehow always finds a way to blame America!





OBAMA PLAN TO CALL FOR SUPERVISION OF GLOBAL FINANCIAL FIRMS THROUGH SUPERVISORY COLLEGES--OFFICIAL

Pence Speaks Out In Support For Reformers and Free Elections in Iran





“Well, that’s a pretty big megaphone and you’d be hard-pressed if you watched the entire day to find a positive story about me on that front.”

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

— That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,

That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Monday, June 15, 2009

A Helluva Blow

Jagels said the operation "dealt a helluva blow today" to the gang.

Dude, populism is overpopulated.

If that's the balliest quote you can drop to the meathead press those gangbangers will be back out on the street celebrating Hope and Change in no time. I would have at least went Mien Kopf for the intimidation effect:

"Generals think war should be waged like the tourneys of the Middle Ages. I have no use for knights; I need revolutionaries. If today I stand here as a revolutionary, it is as a revolutionary against the Revolution. He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future. Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future. By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.

However anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."

Tax Crisis!

Yeah quit exploiting people and work honestly.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Sotomayor Impresses Who Exactly?

Sotomayor Impresses in Interviews, Senators Say
Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor has bonded with female senators about her childhood love of Nancy Drew mysteries and shared war stories with the Senate's former prosecutors about her days in the gritty Manhattan district attorney's office.

Everybody Hates Palin

Conveniently technical difficulties from CNN....


I get to tell Jesus I saw starlight befiore the clouds rolled in.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

No Huevos Chicanos

Washington (AP) - A Democratic senator says that Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor sees a 2008 ruling affirming Americans' right to own guns for self-defense as settled law.

No Rights to Earn

Health-Care Bill Drafted by Dems to Include $600 Billion in Tax Increases...

Friday, June 12, 2009

ACORN Iran

Government: Ahmadinejad Has Huge Lead in Iran Vote
Iran's state news agency reports that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has 70 percent of the votes counted so far, but his main reformist challenger Mir Hossein Mousavi also confidently claimed victory at a news conference, and has warned of vote fraud.

Apply Pentagon contracting standards to ACORN
U.S. Navy officials have severed ties with a defense contractor under suspicion in connection with an on-going federal investigation of fraud allegations against PMA Group (Paul Magliocchetti and Associates), a defense lobbying firm that was shut down following an FBI raid last year of its office. But the Navy would not be able to do that if Rep. Barney Frank’s logic on behalf of the Association of Community Activists for Reform Now (ACORN) were applied to defense contracts.

Sarah is Ninja



Wow she don't even need a do over for that maneuver.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

All Along The Watchtower

SACRAMENTO — California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger threatened to let government's lights go dark if a budget deal can't be struck in the coming weeks.

"What we need to do is just to basically cut off all the funding and just let them have a taste of what it is like when the state comes to a shutdown — grinding halt."

Punked

The Kern County Sheriff's department focused on a very active northern county street gang. Investigators say those gang members were responsible for drug activity, threats against sheriff's deputies, conspiracy to commit murder and involvement in a grand theft auto ring.

The gang is also alleged to have made threats to kill Kern County Sheriff's deputies.

By “very active” that means without law enforcement in the area. That theft ring has been profitable for over 5 years but never hit the radar until now. Should California audit private insurance or what? Where's that last gangbanger? This town is waaay too small to deal with big city problems. At least it should be, but the culture is like a Los Angeles ghetto.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Aryan Underground

These dangerous, imbecilic, concepts, tenets, and teachings, often treasonous, DESTROYED the Roman Empire and drenched the soil of Europe with Aryan blood for almost 2000 years!

"The Big Lie technique, employed by Paul to create the CHRISTIAN RELIGION, also was used to create the HOLOCAUST RELIGION ... CHRISTIANITY AND THE HOLOCAUST are HOAXES. "

Another reference to an anti-Christian underground beating down the door to reclaim the lost Roman Empire. This guy would fit right in with La Raza provided he learned to speak Spanish. I wonder what that says about Sotomayor but I'd hate to say the wrong thing.

ROCK!!!!

I am stunned by the sheer scale of this incompetence. California has the largest population, it is the third in size and it is 8th in per capita income; it has the 8th largest economy in the world.

State controller: “The State will run out of cash in less than 50 days without corrective action by the Legislature and Governor.”

WTF!



"EXTRA STEP AND GETTING THE GUN OUT"!?!?!

YOU FRACKING BUNGHOLE!!

Conservatives are not doing this, Brunn is a neo-nazi! The liberals are creating this, not even the progressives who take advantage, but the unhinged conspiracy buffs who have the ability to follow through on their threats. What he's reading is spam and Shep would have the ability to discriminate the real comments if he'd quit pounding the computer screen.

The hidden meaning of all this is that conservatives should shut up or be labeled extremists. Well too bad, we're not backing down on free speech no matter how many shootings there are.

Truther on a Stick!

If he were president, Ron Paul would bring the troops home and arm Iran.

“I'd just bring them all home. I'd bring them home from Korea’ I'd bring them home from Germany –– save hundreds of billions of dollars and that would be a real boost. In order to stimulate the economy, I would immediately suspend the income tax for everybody. I would treat [Iran] the way we treated the Soviets. We talked to them. The Soviets had 30,000 nuclear weapons,” Paul said, maintaining “Iran is not going to bomb anybody.”

“They deserve a little bit of protection for themselves. They have nuclear weapons to the north, to the south, to the east, and to the west, and all they do is get beat up. There are a bunch of bad people over there, but there are a bunch of bad people all over the world.”

While trying to denounce Obama as more like Bush, Ron Paul announces himself to be more of a statist than Obama. Stopping federal income tax will accomplish nothing unless all other taxes are suspended with it. And his name-calling unChristian libertarian ideology is responsible for shooting up the Holocaust museum. Somebody throw this cancer out next election.

Shots Fired at National Holocaust Museum



At least two people were shot at the national Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington, D.C., Wednesday, an official told FOX News. Other media reports said a man walked into the museum and shot a security guard. Another guard returned fire, wounding the alleged shooter.

Lack of historical knowledge, MAYBE YA THINK!?!?!?!

Public apathy, it's like someone arguing how can Republicans be friends of Israel when most Jews are Democrats. Then flipping the argument upside down saying they bring persecution upon themselves by voting for Democrats who pander to Muslims. Help help, I'm buried under liberals!

Monday, June 8, 2009

California Set to Eat the Poor

Could California become the first state in the nation to do away with welfare?

That doomsday scenario is on the table as lawmakers wrestle with a staggering $24.3 billion budget deficit.

County welfare directors are "in shock" at the very idea of getting rid of CalWORKs, which has been widely viewed as one of the most successful social programs in the state's history, said Bruce Wagstaff, director of the Department of Human Assistance in Sacramento.

Way too Nice

HANNITY: Socialism?

PALIN: Well, that is where we are headed. That is where we have to be blunt enough and candid enough and honest enough with Americans to let them know that if we keep going down these roads… nationalizing many of our services, our projects, our businesses, yes that is where we would head. And that is why Americans have to be paying attention. And we have to have our voices heard. And ultimately it need to be our will, the American people’s will imposed on Washington, instead of the other way around.

Sarah's way too nice because the opposition isn't listening or backing down.

I guess conservatives have to wait until the left trips itself up then help them to a chair and pray they don't fall again. I guess you have to assume the best out of anybody even though hope rarely seems to be worth the investment.


I believe Sarah Palin's leadership in the situations I linked to would be worth the grassroots effort to get her elected. If anybody wanted to listen to her hammer throw.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Balls to the Wall YEAH

Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley says that President Barack Obama "got nerve" to go sightseeing in Paris while telling lawmakers it's time to deliver on a health care overhaul.

Grassley's first tweet: "Pres Obama you got nerve while u sightseeing in Paris to tell us 'time to deliver' on health care. We still on skedul/even workinWKEND."

A short time later: "Pres Obama while u sightseeing in Paris u said 'time to delivr on healthcare' When you are a 'hammer' u think evrything is NAIL I'm no NAIL."

Obama you're a scumsucking overweight buttpicking son of a gundark. Your fight is with the People of the United States whom you write books about how unjust we are to pre-elect you as President. Well we must be asking for it and guess what?

The buck stops here.



STAND OUT FROM BEHIND THE TELEPROMPTERS.
STAND OUT FROM BEHIND OUR REPUBLICAN ELECTED REPS.
PULL YOUR HEAD OUT FROM UNDER YOUR FACE AND PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.


If you want someone to beat up on then you're welcome in my home. Leave Congress to do their job without the statist/progressive/liberal agenda, fracking bunghole!

YOU WORK FOR THE PEOPLE.
YOUR FIGHT IS WITH US.
LEAVE OUR REPUBLICAN REPS ALONE SO THEY CAN PRIVATIZE THE AUTO AND BANKING INDUSTRIES YOU DISMANTLED.
YOU DON'T LIKE ME SAYING THAT DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT FRACKING BUNGHOLE.
BRING ALL YOUR PEOPLE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.


Let Her to Dreamland, Ju Know?



Washington, DC (LifeNews.com)-- Conservative political groups are asking Republican members of the Senate to filibuster the nomination of Supreme Court pick Sonia Sotomayor. They are concerned about her judicial philosophy in light of comments she previously made saying the courts are the place to make legislative policy.

Suffrage in the Obama Era

The Mexican army colonel who led the battle against the gunmen says the shootout erupted when the military received a tip about the presence of armed men at a house in the hotel zone.

He says the gunmen opened fire with assault rifles and about 50 grenades on soldiers who arrived at the house. The soldiers found four Guerrero state police officers inside the house who said they were being held captive by the gunmen.

Obama hits back at Euro snub rumors...
'BEST FRIENDS'...
Date night in Paris...
French food tested by 'taster'...
Obama returns to White House. Girls, Michelle stay extra day to shop...

Meanwhile, if nuking the world is good for the soul why don't more women skin for Playboy?

Friday, June 5, 2009

WHY Do I Have to Blog from Delano??

s4hit bitch ur hella trippin its all about DELANO NORTE!!
ILL $AY DH$ I$ THE BE$T $KOOL IN DELANO CUZ THERE ARE ALOT OF NORTENO$ THERE AND THERE I$ ALWAYZ ACTION WITH THEM $CRAPA$
funny while you where out carving gay shit on stuff norte was at your moms house beating her cheeks.yeah she liked it.


I want to move to a galaxy far, far away traveling at least warp 8. See that's the concept of homeschooling. If they converse all day with informed adults who provide a caring environment younglings will grow into mature individuals ready to tackle the American workplace and advanced studies with poise and confidence. This is opposed to the public school experience dealing with children your own age who are dumber than you telling you to suck their dick and like it as much as they do just don't tell nothing or they fuck you up.

sotomayor sur13 for all of youj putos

It's not spam to be removed from those boards...its....culture o_0

At least some can read, right? HAAAH SUCKAHS!!!


R.i.P LiL NUCKELs

Ethnic Hyphenism Revolt

The two largest networks of Hispanic and Latino evangelicals in America revealed their thoughts on Judge Sonia Sotomayor this week after looking into the Supreme Court nominee’s background and past decisions.

Her background is psycho-affirmative action, anti-Second Amendment, and currently unknown and frighteningly quiet on abortion. If anything this important is kept in secret why support her if not for the color of her skin? Racism over tackiness? These groups might consist of discriminatory congregations if they rely on that much brilliance.

Oh yeah if her supporters are so smart as to defy biblical precedent and Sotomayor's such a wise Latina hersef why would she even consider the homies when ruling decisions? Would it not stand to reason that Americans are improperly represented by these fools who bring their language, drug cartels, and illegal culture then leave their trash on your lawn?

Sotomayor is absolutely as preventable as she is unreliable for the future success of this country.

Yellow Alert, Shields to Maximum

A secret intelligence mission recently conducted along the southern border of the United States found that drug cartels are teaming with terrorists to exploit the numerous vulnerabilities along the sparsely defended 2,000-mile Mexican border.

"Some of the aliens are suspected of being terrorists from Middle Eastern countries sneaking into the country by employing drug smugglers skilled in transporting human cargo into the United States, the report adds.

Red Zone investigators discovered numerous alien smuggling and drug trafficking operations along the border. Perpetrators are using “maritime surface craft, semi-submersible watercraft, ultra-light aircraft and possess the capability [to] utilize other potential aerial infiltration techniques to circumvent ground border protection capabilities,” according to Asymmetric Observations Along the U.S.- Mexican Border released May 14 by the Army to federal and state law enforcement agencies. "

It's about time for that war, so bring it.

Need a Demon?

There are far worse things to fear.


"Liberals need a villain. They need a demon. They can't win a debate in the arena of ideas. They need somebody to demonize, and I’m it. And I'm happy to be.”

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Hate Rush Week



What a week! Even FBI's in on it:

You Can Do It!

Sen. Coleman: Conservatives Need "Bulldog Courage"
"It takes bulldog courage to overcome obstacles," said Sen. Norm Coleman this afternoon at the Conservative Heartland Leadership Conference in St. Louis, Mo., an event which American Issues Project sponsored. Encouraging conservatives with an incredible sense of optimism--both for the future of America and the outcome for his own, still-undecided Senate race--Coleman encouraged the crowd to "outwork our competition."

Struggle = Death to the West



Respect = You put out
Dignity = I fuck you ass
Solidarity = Latin superiority

Don't like me talking about your peoples? You got agents, do something about it.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Haters All Up in tha Head

Gingrich: Sotomayor Not Racist But Still Biased
“So it is to her words — the ones quoted above and others — to which we should turn, for they show that the issue here is not racial identity politics,” Gingrich continued. “Sotomayor’s words reveal a betrayal of a fundamental principle of the American system — that everyone is equal before the law.”

“harming people in the name of Jesus.”

Muh judge goofy face fuckin scare you? Damn you fuckin stupid. Call you vegetable and fuckin shit. Fuckin dumb.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Behead Obama if GM Fails

OOPS! I mean:
Cheney: Execute Terrorists If Cuba Prison Must Close

Former Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that the only alternative to holding some suspected terrorists indefinitely would be to execute them, arguing against the Obama administration's plans to close the Guantanamo detainee prison.

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