Um...I watched football and played DDO all day and I don't know what all this Emmy drama is but it seems terribly obvious...
Aggrieved that country singer Taylor Swift beat out pop diva Beyonce for an MTV Video Music Award, [Kanye West] pounced on stage, ripped the microphone out of Swift’s hands and had a hissy fit on Beyonce’s behalf.
Need I mention Faith Hill's Sunday Night Football video will refuse to get repetitive this year? Anyway, here's two fat guys beatin' the hell out of themselves: