Awesome

Shoot the bastard, don't kick him. At least let the dog out. Delinquency as applied by post-modern humanism by many beatings until you learn to stay dead.

Passivity is Not Weakness

Benjamin Franklin helped make the rattlesnake a symbol of Americans' reluctance to quarrel but vigilance and resolve in defense of their rights.

"By 1775, when Gadsden presented his flag to the commander-in-chief of the Navy, the rattlesnake was a symbol of the colonies and of their need to unite in defense of threats to their God-given and inherited rights. The flag and the bumper sticker symbolize American patriotism, the need to defend Americans' rights, and resistance to tyranny's threats to American liberty.

Those threats included - and include - illegal taxation, profanation of Americans' rights, and violation of the fundamental principles of American law."

PAPER: Susan Boyle turns down chance to meet Obama!

SUCK

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama proposed on Thursday nearly doubling funds to enforce U.S. tax laws next year, with an aim of more than quadrupling funding for tax compliance to $2.1 billion within five years.

Hold Still Buttmunch

Murdoch Plans to Charge for Online Content

Secretary of Sports

WASHINGTON (AP) — A group that studies sports in society is urging the Obama administration to step up the federal government’s role in athletics, possibly with a Cabinet-level post.

I can be a pro-wrestler and be Presidanet of America at teh same time!!~

On a Mission dah Un-Nazi da World

U.S. senators consider options for ailing newspapers